Robbie Williams Is Shooting Himself Up With Testosterone
Proud man slut and overall spaz ball Robbie Williams had a talk with Esquire UK and mouth farted about everything from dudes have a "Built to Fuck" label tattooed on the inside of their dicks and how he regularly gets injects himself with Khloe Kardashian serum due to the lack of testosterone in his body.
Robbie's interviews are always a mess and this one's no exception. It's like he's on the verge of jizzing, but the interviewer is pinching his peen hole so he's trying to get his thoughts out as quickly as possible. Anybody who has gotten an important phone call in the middle of jacking off knows what I'm talking about.
Here's what Robbie had to say about all sorts of shit. The quotes will fly by if you picture the interviewer's pinky in Robbie's peen hole.
On how he traded in human growth hormones injections for some MAN JUICE and it's helping his chronic lethargy: "To cut a long story short I went to get some HGH. It's what all the old fellas are on out there in LA that's making them look 40 instead of 60. It's improving their health, their memory, their hair, skin. Could give you cancer. I weighed that up. Thought I'd have it anyway. Went to see a Hollywood doctor. Had my blood tests. Went back. He said, 'You don't need HGH.
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